My Valium Diary

So, here’s what’s happening. A very beautiful friend of mine has just given me some Valium (and Viagra). I’ve never tried this drug before, so here’s my diary of what I’m feeling.

23.25 – Just took two tablets with water. Got to keep healthy.

23.33 – Just drank from an old can of beer, it was flat and disgusting.

00.14 – Just walked to the toilet. My muscles are so relaxed. I feel so slow and happy for some reason.

00.34 – Feeling really relaxed, my arms feel heavy. They seem to float when I wave them.

00.45 – My body is feeling so relaxed now.

00.46 – Just took another. Not sure if you OD on this shit. I’ll check later.

01.03 – Is this stuff working? I’m not sure.

01.13 – According to Leon, and I quote “Ben’s gone all wobbly”.

00.35 – Time seems to be going fast.

01.51 – Wow, time fly on Valium makes time fly.

02.04 – Totally relaxed now. There’s an overwhelming feeling ok soberness,

02.27 – Wow, really relax none, Habing trouble typin thngs.

02.42 – Starting to loose grip on reality.

02.49 – This is kind of like pills but not as energetic. Really lows you down.

03.00 – Really chilling now.