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The Misadventures of Ben Broughton is looking for a young, talented, relationship-minded girl to fill the position of Ben Broughton’s Girlfriend.
You must be at least 16 (for legal reasons), have the ability to hold a conversation that isn’t about shopping or shoes, have some experience of dealing with boarder-line alcoholics and knowing how to cook would be a bonus too.
If you think you have what it takes to fill this vacancy please send us your CV, a recent photo (nude is preferred) and a list of references.
Your wage will be based on how much I love you, although bonuses can be expected at Christmas, Birthdays and Valentines Day.*
The Misadventures of Ben Broughton is an equal opportunities employer.
The Misadventures of Ben Broughton is looking for a young, talented, relationship-minded girl to fill the position of Ben Broughton’s Girlfriend.
You must be at least 16 (for legal reasons), have the ability to hold a conversation that isn’t about shopping or shoes, have some experience of dealing with boarder-line alcoholics and knowing how to cook would be a bonus too.
If you think you have what it takes to fill this vacancy please send us your CV, a recent photo (nude is preferred) and a list of references.
Your wage will be based on how much I love you, although bonuses can be expected at Christmas, Birthdays and Valentines Day.*
The Misadventures of Ben Broughton is an equal opportunities employer.
*If I remember.
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