R.I.P. Blog

Loyal followers, I regret to inform you that I have to close down my Blog! It has come to my attention (via an email from Blogger) that my Blog is “filled with inappropriate material” and they have “received many complaints relating to the matter”. I have been left with an ultimatum; clean up all my previous posts or just delete my blog and start again from the beginning. It is going to take me way too long to clean up everything, so I’m scrapping the whole thing. It’s for the better anyway, seeing as this Blog is easy to come across and future employers could find it and not employee me!

Blogger has informed me that I have until the end of April to sort it all out, but it’s staying how it is until April 28^th, which will be my Blog’s 1^st (and now; last) Birthday. After that it is goodbye from The Misadventures of Ben Broughton as we know it.

So I would like to thank everyone for reading, following, commenting and spreading the word about it, it means a lot to me. All of you have a special place in my heart, right next to weed and Southern Comfort (yes, I really love you all that much).

I know for most of you this will mean that the internet will never be the same again, and it’s true. I fully understand that this was the place to come in between cumming over online porn, and I am flattered to think that you were reading something I wrote as you waited for the next porno to load or buff, while you had your cock in your hand.