21 Ways to Kill the Youth of Today

Here is a list of ways to kill my generation, it's a handy guide for the older generations that have grown tired with people of my age ruining this proud and great country.

5 Ways to kill Chavs.
1) End the production and distrobution of Fosters/Stella larger. This will result in mass suicide.
2) Drop the tax of ciggeretts, this will make them cheaper, so Chavs will buy more with their dole money, which will increase the chance of lung cancer, resulting in death.
3) Poke holes in cheap condoms, now their are a few Chavs that do use condoms, but cheap ones. So making the cheap condoms useless, STI will spread and more Chavs will catch AIDs and result in more deaths.
4) Give them money! Yes, give them money! They'll take that money, buy some smack and OD!
5) Leave your car unlocked, this makes it easier to steal, joyride and eventually crash causing death for the driver.

5 Ways to kill Emos.
6) Give away a noose with every album by Funeral For A Friend, let them kill themselves.

7) Give away a knife with every album by My Chemical Romance, let them kill themselves.
8) Give away a bottle of sleeping pills and a bottle of Jack Daniels with every album by Taking Back Sunday, let them kill themselves.
9) Give away a car, a garage and a hosepipe with every album by Madina Lake, let them kill themselves.
10) Give me a gun and a licence to kill.


5 Ways to kill Wiggers
11) Tell 50 Cent that he was dissed by one of them. He'll take it from their.
12) Ask them to explain who the Suger Hill Gang are and watch their head explode.
13) Give them a gun and watch themselves Cheddar Bob themselves right in the head.
14) Tell them that Underground hip hop is better than Gangsta rap in everyway, shape and form then watch as they shout, scream and threaten you untul they run out of breath and die from lack of oxygen.
15) Send them to an American ghetto that they hear so much about and watch them get beaten to death.

5 Ways to kill Students
16) Ask them to explain what happened in their last lecture. This will cause good students to have a brain hemorrhage trying to explain it, and bad students to have a brain hemorrhage trying to remember.
17) Stop day-time TV. Without this a student may think the end of the world has come and their is no reason to live.
18) Make beans more expensive. This will leave students without their standard diet, causing many to die from starvation.
19) Make acid legal. More acid means more acid trips, more trips means more students thinking they can fly off the top of buildings.
20) Make turning up to University compulsory. Miss one lecture and they're off the course. This will lead students back home and they will become Chavs, Emos, Wiggas ... and can be dealt with accordingly.

And finally ...
21) Keep doing whatever it is you're doing, because everytime I pick up the newspaper I read about some teen or person in his/her early 20's being dead. Pat yourself on the fucking back!