- Iran has test fired Missiles!!! Ahhhhh! Don't worry people, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is only targetting American-funded-Occupationists Israel and US Military bases in the Gulf. Seems strange to me that Bush hasn't sent the troops in yet. American politians Condoleezza Rice and John McCain (the next non-black president) are both chatting about "America's missile shield". This isn't Bush's America... Why aren't they sending troops in already. Anyway, what is the point of having a missile shield for America, the missiles cannot reach America, I'm not going to buy and wear a bullet-proof vest because someone on the other side of the Earth is trying to kill me. Even if this person, that wants me dead, is randomly firing bullets to the sky, hoping they'll travel half the way around the world and hit me, going to scare me into buying a bullet-proof vest? No, it's bloody not. It's my guess that Halliburton are branching out into making missile shields.
- Some British slag is facing jail in Dubai becuase she was pissed up and shagging some bloke on the beach. When arrested (it is claimed) she also attacked the officer. This is more anti-Muslim propaganda, to shock the British public, but I'm sorry, if you're in another country and you break their laws you should pay the costs. Personally, it's about time dirty slags start getting time in jail. Fuck them dirty hoes ... metaphorically of course, you don't want some STI.
- Amy Crackhouse update! Another week, another few stories on Amy Crackhouse. Amy Crackhouse is now adicted too ... Sunbeds!! If the drugs and alcohol don't kill you, the sunbeds will! Also her husband Blake Thingy-Ma-Bob was pictured smoking smack in jail. The first questions are "How does he find drugs in jail?", but I'm wondering why didn't he notice the other person in the cell with him, why didn't he notice his cellmate had a camera-phone, how did his cellmate get a camera-phone, how did his cellmate get the photo to the tabloids?????
- Man United's star player Ronaldo wants to move clubs. Now this story has been going on for a while. Ron wants to go to Real Madrid, Fergie wants him to stay. Oh, the drama! At one point Sir Alex said he'd keep Ronaldo on the bench until he learned to respect the club. Good move Fergie, stop him from playing, but keep paying him a bucket load of cash, that's an own goal (check the football reference). If he wants to go, let him go. You have plenty of other decent players. Seems like Fergie's scared of Big Phil and the massive budget he has. If Ronaldo leave United, put your good earned money on Chelsea for the champs next season.
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