Well people, it would seem as if I will continue to Blog. This is due to the fact I'm not moving into my house just yet. The reason being that everything I own is locked away in a friends house, who is currently not there, and I'm unable to get all of my belongings. I did think about moving in anyway, but the thought of living on my own, with no PC, TV, bedding or plates made me rethink that idea. It would be me and my mobile phone, and seeing as my mobile has no decent games whatsoever, I'm better off staying where I am. In a house with a TV, the internet, bedding and plates, because I like having things to eat off and a nice place to sleep .... and someone to sleep with.
I'd like to say I've got something to post but sadly I haven't. I've resorted into a lazy state at the minute, and I slowly notice that this Blog is turning into something I never wanted it to be; a Blog about what I'm doing (this post is a perfect example). But at the end of the day, does it really matter? Is anyone online reading this? Why would they when there is so much porn on the web, I'm sure there's plenty of bullshit videos on YouTube for people to view, most TV channels have online services now ... I don't know why I'm promoting such sites, if anyone is reading this I'm sure they've left by now to check out something I've just mentioned. But maybe I'm just in a mood, so fuck me! The fact of the matter is I love to Blog, but I fucking hate most people that Blog. Blogs I've come across are shit. Well I don't view that many anymore, due to the masses of shit ones I used to see.
Fuck it, I'm probably just bitching because I have nothing constructive to say, and I've hit a big fat fucking writers block when it comes to ideas for my Blog. I do have some stuff about weed that I'm tempted to write about, but I don't want to come across as some massive stoner - but fuck knows why, it's usually the first impression people get when they meet me. But it's late and I'm tired, a day of doing jack shit has left me uninspired and in a bad mood. This post is proof.
To the people that just spend time reading this, I'm sorry. I can never give you that time back. But do come back, I'm going to come with something good soon, I promise.
If anyone's still reading, leave a comment of post you like, support is like the chance of getting laid ... it keeps me from jumping in front of a speeding bus.
Thanks and goodnight xx
One last thing people, sorry to waste your time, I know you want to get to that porn or some funny video of an old woman getting mugged on YouTube, but I've taken up a challenge; to get a joke in the Nuts magazine. I'm new to writing jokes, so this may take sometime ... or never happen. Anyway I've emailed one in already, it's not great but most of the jokes in Nuts are nothing too great. Here's my first joke:
After a long day together a son asks he father why he and his mother got a divorce.
"Well," the dad says, "it's all to do with compromising"
"Couldn't you and mum decide on anything?" the boy asks.
"No, we could decide on things. It's just that you're mum caught me in a compromising position with her sister."
ha h aha hahahahahhahaha
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